Appraisal time poetry!

This year is about to retire, and my Secret Santa inspired me to write a poem which make people laugh out loud. Here is my effort!
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I wanted a change big or small,
boss wasn't in office so I tried to call.
He picked the call, while on a stroll
and said for change he came to mall.
Standing at the ATM he's answering the call,
I rushed to join'em to roll the ball! ;)
Four hours in queue we stand like a wall,
neither him nor me got any change at all!
 Both of us came back discussing the shortfall.
Note-ban and politics making India crawl!
Computer then restarted for the updates install,
hence time for coffee and time for nature call :D

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Matinee show of destiny, Santa laughing tall!
I’m staring at red socks with wide open eye ball!

Another year is ending and minds at turmoil,
time for appraisal, bloods freezing or at boil!
Whole year we ploughed, watered, seeded the soil!
Now it's time to harvest feedback, rewards and smile!

Let no-one break spirit, nothing let you spoil,
keep sharpening yourself with knowledge lamp and oil!
Some efforts successful, some turns futile,
those win in life who runs extra mile!

Wish you all merry christmas and happy new year! 
Amitabh Jha