Monday, September 24, 2012

पैसे पेड़ पे नहीं लगते हैं




रोटी, कपडा, पानी, बिजली, फ़ोन, मकान,
सेवक, रक्षक, गाड़ी, इलाज , यात्रा, विमान,
पद, ताक़त, दबदबा, विदेश यात्रा, रौब, सम्मान
सब जनता के द्वारा करदान से ही संभव होते हैं
किन्तु संतोष इतने से हो नहीं इसलिए घोटाले होते हैं
सच कहता है मोहन पैसे पेड़ पे नहीं लगते हैं


दूरसंचार, अनाज, बिजली, वस्त्र, फोरेक्स, वित्त, न्याय, मकान
पथ, बांध, दवा, दारू, कोयला, जमीन, खान, हर परियोजना
तेल, बाढ़, सेना, खेल, वायुपत्तन, स्टाम्प, शिक्षा, सुरक्षा, पेंसन
चुनाव, संसद, विधान परिषद्, पंचायत, हर तंत्र ,विभाग, और योजना
सर्वत्र नित्य नए भ्रष्टाचार के अनगिनत बीज उगते हैं
सच कहता है मोहन पैसे पेड़ पे नहीं लगते हैं

सच कहता है मोहन पैसे पेड़ पे नहीं लगते हैं
कहना था जो बेबाक तो तुने कह डाला मोहन
पर थोड़ा तो सोचता की लोग क्या क्या सहते हैं
जन्म से पूर्व और मृत्यु पश्चात भी तिल तिल मरते हैं
एक सवाल जनता भी पूछती है मोहन
हमारे पैसे क्या पेड़ पे लगते हैं?

- अमिताभ रंजन झा

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हमारे पैसे क्या पेड़ पे लगते हैं?
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2012
• Kinetic Finance Limited Scam - Banks lost about 200 crore (US$36.2 million). [17]. At present the matter is under the scanner of investigating / intelligence agencies of India.
• Ultra Mega Power Projects Scam - Central government lost 29,033 crore (US$5.25 billion) due to undue favours to Anil Ambani-led Reliance Power.[1][18]
• IGI airport Scam - Central government lost 166,972.35 crore (US$30.22 billion) by undue favours to GMR-led DIAL. DIAL (Delhi International Airport Limited) is a consortium of the GMR Group (50.1%), Fraport AG (10%), Malaysia Airports (10%), India Development Fund (3.9%), and the Airports Authority of India (26%).[19][20]
• Andhra Pradesh land scam - 100,000 crore (US$18.1 billion)[21]
• Forex derivates scam - 32,000 crore (US$5.79 billion)[22][23]
• Granite scam in Tamil Nadu - [24]
• Service Tax and Central Excise Duty fraud - 19,159 crore (US$3.47 billion) crore)[25][26]
• Gujarat PSU financial irregularities - 17,000 crore (US$3.08 billion)[27][28]
• Maharashtra stamp duty scam - 640 crore (US$115.84 million)[29][30]
• Maharashtra land scam[31][32][33][34][35][36][37]
• MHADA repair scam - 100 crore (US$18.1 million)[38]
• Highway scam - 70 crore (US$12.67 million) [39][40][41]
• Ministry of External Affairs gift scam[42][43][44]
• Himachal Pradesh pulse scam[45][46]
• Flying Club fraud - 190 crore (US$34.39 million)[47]
• Andhra Pradesh liquor scam[48][49]
• Jammu and Kashmir Cricket Association scam - Approximately 50 crore (US$9.05 million)[50][51]
• Jammu and Kashmir PHE scam[52]
• Jammu and Kashmir recruitment scam[53]
• Jammu and Kashmir examgate[54][55]
• Jammu and Kashmir dental scam[56]
• Punjab paddy scam - 18 crore (US$3.26 million)[57][58]
• NHPC cement scam[59]
• Haryana forest scam [60][61][62][63][64][65][66][67][68][69]
• Girivan (Pune) land scam [70] (not to be confused with Pune land scam which came to light during 2011)
• Toilet scam[71][72]
• Uttar Pradesh stamp duty scam - 1,200 crore (US$217.2 million)[73]
• Uttar Pradesh horticulture scam - 70 crore (US$12.67 million)[74]
• Uttar Pradesh palm tree plantation scam - 55 crore (US$9.96 million)[75][76][77]
• Uttar Pradesh seed scam - 50 crore (US$9.05 million)[78][79]
• Uttar Pradesh elephant statue scam[80][81][82][83][84]
• Patiala land scam - 250 crore (US$45.25 million)[85][86][87][88]
• Tax refund scam - 3 crore (US$543,000)[89][90]
• Bengaluru Mayor's fund scam[90]
• Ranchi real estate scam[91]
• Delhi surgical gloves procurement scam[92]
• Aadhar scam[93][94][95][96]
• BEML housing society scam[97][98][99]
• MSTC gold export scam - 464 crore (US$83.98 million)[100]
• TIN scam[101][102]
• Nayagaon (Punjab) land scam[103]

2011
• ISRO's S-band scam (also known as ISRO-Devas deal, the deal was later called off) - 200,000 crore (US$36.2 billion) [104][105][106][107]
• NTRO scam - 800 crore (US$144.8 million)[108][109][110][111]
• KG Basin Oil scam[112][113][114][115][116]
• Goa mining scam[117][118]
• Bellary mining scam
• Bruhat Bengaluru Mahanagara Palike scam - 3,207 crore (US$580.47 million)[119][120][121][122]
• Himachal Pradesh HIMUDA housing scam[123][124]
• Pune housing scam [125]
• Pune land scam [126][127]
• Orissa pulse scam - 700 crore (US$126.7 million)[128][129][130][131]
• Kerala investment scam - 1,000 crore (US$181 million)[132]
• Mumbai Sales Tax fraud - 1,000 crore (US$181 million)[133]
• Maharashtra education scam - 1,000 crore (US$181 million)[134][135]
• Maharashtra PDS scam[136][137]
• Uttar Pradesh TET scam[138][139][140]
• Uttar Pradesh MGNREGA scam[141]
• Orissa MGNREGA scam[142][143][144]
• Indian Air Force land scam[145][146][147]
• Tatra scam - 750 crore (US$135.75 million)[148]
• Bihar Solar lamp scam - 40 crore (US$7.24 million)[149][150]
• BL Kashyap - EPFO scam - 169 crore (US$30.59 million)[151][152]
• Assam Education scam[153]
• Stamp Paper scam (not to be confused with Abdul Karim Telgi's Stamp Paper scam) - 2.34 crore (US$423,540)[154]
• Pune ULC scam[155][156][157]

2010
• Adarsh Housing Society scam
• Assam North Cachar Hills scam - 1,000 crore (US$181 million)[158][159]
• Arunachal Pradesh PDS scam - 1,000 crore (US$181 million)[160][161][162]
• LIC housing loan scam
• Commonwealth Games scam
• Belekeri port scam
• Andhra Pradesh Emmar scam - 2,500 crore (US$452.5 million)[163][164][165][166]
• Madhya Pradesh MGNREGA scam - 9 crore (US$1.63 million)[167]
• Jharkhand MGNREGA scam[168][169][170]
• Indian Premier League scandal[171][172]
• Karnataka land scam [173][174][175]
• Karnataka housing board scam[176][177][178]
• Uttrakhand Citurgia land scam[179][180]
• MCI bribery scandal[181][182][183]
• Chandigarh booth scam[184]

2009
• Madhu Koda mining scam
• Goa Special Economic Zone (SEZ) scam[185][186]
• Rice export scam - 2,500 crore (US$452.5 million)[187]
• Orissa mining scam - 7,000 crore (US$1.27 billion)[187]
• Orissa paddy scam[188][189]
• Sukhna land scam - Darjeeling [190][191][192][193]
• Vasundhara Raje land scam[194]
• Austral Coke scam - 1,000 crore (US$181 million)[195][196]
• Gujarat's VDSGCU Sugarcane scam - 18.7 crore (US$3.38 million) [197][198][199]

2008
• Cash for Vote Scandal
• Hasan Ali black money controversy[200][201][202]
• The Satyam scam [203]
• State Bank of Saurashtra scam - 95 crore (US$17.2 million)[204][205]
• Army ration pilferage scam - 5,000 crore (US$905 million)[206]
• Jharkhand medical equipment scam - 130 crore (US$23.53 million)[207][187]
• Haryana Teachers' recruitment scam[208][209]
• Paazee Forex scam - 800 crore (US$144.8 million)[210][211]

2006
• Kerala ice cream parlour sex scandal
• Scorpene Deal scam[212][213][214]
• Punjab city centre project scam - 1,500 crore (US$271.5 million)[187]
• Uttar Pradesh ayurveda scam - 26 crore (US$4.71 million)[215][216][217][218]
• Navy War Room Spy Scandal (related to Scorpene Deal Scam)

2005
• Taj Co-operative Group Housing Scheme scam - 4,000 crore (US$724 million)[219][220]
• IPO scam [221][222]
• Oil for food scam [223]
• Bihar flood relief scam - 17 crore (US$3.08 million)[224]

2004
• Gegong Apang PDS scam

2003
• Taj corridor scandal
• HUDCO scam[225]

2002
• Stamp paper scam - 20,000 crore (US$3.62 billion)[226][227][228]
• Provident Fund (PF) scam [229][230]
• Kargil coffin scam[231]

2001
• Ketan Parekh securities scam
• Barak Missile scandal
• Calcutta Stock Exchange scam[232]

2000
• India-South Africa match fixing scandal[233]
• UTI scam - 32 crore (US$5.79 million)[187]

1997
• Cobbler scam [234][235]
• Hawala scandal
• Bihar land scam - 400 crore (US$72.4 million)[187]
• SNC lavalin power project scam - 374 crore (US$67.69 million)[187]
• Sheregar Scam [236]

1996
• Bihar fodder scam - 950 crore (US$171.95 million)[237][238][239]
• Sukh Ram telecom equipment scandal
• C R Bhansali scam - 1,100 crore (US$199.1 million)[240][241]
• Fertiliser import scam - 133 crore (US$24.07 million)[242][243]

1995
• Purulia arms drop case
• Meghalya forest scam - 300 crore (US$54.3 million)[206]
• Preferential allotment scam - 5,000 crore (US$905 million)[187]
• Yugoslav Dinar Scam - 400 crore (US$72.4 million)[187]

1994
• Sugar import scam [244][245]

1992
• Harshad Mehta securities scam - 5,000 crore (US$905 million)[246]
• Palmolein Oil Import Scam, Kerala
• Indian Bank scandal - 1,300 crore (US$235.3 million)[233]

1990
• Airbus scandal [223][233]

1989
• St Kitts forgery[233]

1987
• Bofors Scandal[246]

1981
• Cement Scam involving A R Antulay - 30 crore (US$5.43 million)[233]

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Remembring Chemical Elements


Can you guess, what the rhyme below mean?



Ok another hint!



Ok. If you can memorize this you can recall first twenty Chemical elements in the order of atomic numbers! I had formulated this when I was in Class 8 and this helped me always since then.

हायड्रोजन
हीलियम
लिथियम
बेरिलियम
बोरोन
कार्बन
नाइट्रोजन
ओक्सिजन
फ्लुओरिन
निओन
सोडियम
मैग्नेशियम
अलुमिनियम
सिलिकॉन
फास्फोरस
सल्फर
क्लोरिन
आर्गन
पोटासियम
कैल्सियम

Some more hints:

Calcium++ is Titanium (20 + 2 plus) - Stronger tooth

Here is Chromium 24 to Zinc



क्रोमियम - 24
मैनगनीज़ - 25
आयरन - 26
कोबाल्ट - 27
निकेल - 28
कॉपर - 29
ज़ींक - 30

Kaparji has been our cook and fed us for long time! He is Over sixty years now. Thank you Kaparji! :)

If you confused between मैग्नेशियम and मैनगनीज़.. try 12 Mag and 25 Mang

Some more hints..

47 is Silver, 1947 the Independence of India - India became Silver ki Chidiya from Gold ki Chidiya

50 is Tin - India became a Republic. Imagine everyone beating the Tin box to celebrate.
Dhan dhan dhan dhan

Gold is 79 - Chew silver (47) with 32 teeth and it will become Gold (47 + 32 = 79)

You can find whole list at Wiki Chemical elements