Appraisal time poetry!

This year is about to retire, and my Secret Santa inspired me to write a poem which make people laugh out loud. Here is my effort!
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I wanted a change big or small,
boss wasn't in office so I tried to call.
He picked the call, while on a stroll
and said for change he came to mall.
Standing at the ATM he's answering the call,
I rushed to join'em to roll the ball! ;)
Four hours in queue we stand like a wall,
neither him nor me got any change at all!
 Both of us came back discussing the shortfall.
Note-ban and politics making India crawl!
Computer then restarted for the updates install,
hence time for coffee and time for nature call :D

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Matinee show of destiny, Santa laughing tall!
I’m staring at red socks with wide open eye ball!

Another year is ending and minds at turmoil,
time for appraisal, bloods freezing or at boil!
Whole year we ploughed, watered, seeded the soil!
Now it's time to harvest feedback, rewards and smile!

Let no-one break spirit, nothing let you spoil,
keep sharpening yourself with knowledge lamp and oil!
Some efforts successful, some turns futile,
those win in life who runs extra mile!

Wish you all merry christmas and happy new year! 
Amitabh Jha 

Bosch Internet of Things Cloud - future of IoT and Cloud!

Bosch has built Bosch Internet of Things Cloud to cater the need of future IoT world. Cicsco predicts there will be 40 billion connected devices by 2020 as we will have Smart Cities, Factory, Automobile.... everything connected.

My article on Bosch IoT Cloud #BIC #BoschIoTCloud https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/bosch-iot-cloud-future-amitabh-r-jha

अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं

पीएम ने नोटों की लगायी
शपथ जो ली वो निभायी
जनता ने कंधा मिलायी
अब लगे शामत सी आयी
एटीम में कतार पायी
बिन कैश धीरज गँवाई
आय बढ़ती नहीं रे भाई
टैक्स इन्फ्लेशन बड़ी री माई
मंदी जग में है छाई
मन को बस बहला दिया कह,
दिन बुरे जाने वाले हैं, अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं।

किसी गली से गुजर रहा था
चौपाल के पास मेरे
कदम बस ठिठक गए
नोटों पर चर्चा चली थी
गरीबी भी बातों में निकली थी
बेरोजगारों की हालत बुरी थी
बिजली पानी न देखी सुनी थी
विकास कागज पे हुयी थी
पर एफ़एम-टीवी के विज्ञापन
कुछ हौसला दे रही कह,
दिन बुरे जाने वाले हैं, अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं।

चलते चलते नुक्कड़ पहुंचा
एक झोपड़ के पास मेरे
कदम बस ठिठक गए
दीवाल झुकी टूटी हुयी थी
ऊपर छत भी नहीं थी
घर अँधेरे में था डूबा
बाबा ने ताड़ी पी रखी थी
भूखे बच्चे बिलख रहे थे
रसोई में रोटी नहीं थी
माँ उन्हें फुसला रही थी कह,
दिन बुरे जाने वाले हैं, अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं।

मैं घर आया, भांग खाया
मदिरा पी, कश लगाया
होश को धकिया दिया
हवा को लतिया दिया
तकिये को मुक्किया दिया
खुद को कुछ बहका लिया
रो-हँसा, मन पगला लिया
फिर साँसों को गहरा लिया
निराशा को झुठला दिया
सपने नए सजा लिया कह,
दिन बुरे जाने वाले हैं, अब अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं।

- अमिताभ रंजन झा

I support Demonitization through my article https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/living-cash-amitabh-r-jha?articleId=6203142094719160320
But now it's I a concern ....
Government should clean up this mess faster sooner.

हिंदी उर्दू के कविता, साहित्य, व्याकरण के पंडित का चरणवंदन और त्रुटियों के लिए क्षमा प्रार्थना!

#DeMonitization

Returning home around 9 pm,
stuck into kilometers long jam,
breathing the subtle polluted air
is not new.

What new is ...
looking outside from Olacabs ride
booked through OlaMoney
the #DigitalMoney.

What not so nice is ...
seeing long queues outside few ATMs
and NO Cash or Shutters down at most ATMs
and no change inside my wallet? :(

What a pity is ...
Seeing street vendors waiting for customers
to sell fruits, flowers, toys, cotton candies, bindis ...
9 pm and nothing sold as no one has cash? :((

#DeMonitization turning into suffocation,
masterstroke losing heartstroke,
appreciation depreciating.
rupee falling, Sensex sinking

It's becoming ugly utter,
a burden bitter with each day,
Wake up government
Make it right Governance! Faster.. sooner..

Sad.. Sad.. Sad...

- Amitabh

I support Demonitization through my article. But now it's chaotic and frustrating.

भारत की माटी

मजहब नहीं सिखाता
आपस में वैर रखना।
ये भारत सिखाता है
तुम भी ध्यान रखना।।
हिन्दू और मुस्लिम
सिख और ईसाई।
भारत में भाई भाई
तुम ये ज्ञान रखना।।

सिर्फ डॉक्टरी पढ़कर
बना न कोई डॉक्टर।
सम्मान का पेशा है ये
सेवा और भरोसा हैं ये।।
तेरा न लेना देना
पर एक अहसान करना।
नफरत बेचने वाले
खुद को डॉक्टर न कहना।।

खुद तो गुमराह है ही
इंसानियत पे स्याह है ही।
सुरा आयात रटा कोई तोता
पर रटने से इल्म नहीं होता।।
तेरे विडियो पे खूब हंसी आती है
शब्दों में मक्कारी झलक जाती है।
ऐसी बेसिरपैर की बातों से
औरो को न गुमराह करना।।

तुम अपने धर्म का
बेशक सम्मान करना।
अपने धर्म ग्रन्थ का
खूब गुणगान करना।।
पर दूसरे धर्मों का
यूँ न अपमान करना।
भारत की माटी का
न नमक हराम करना।।

प्रजातंत्र भारत में
बोलने की है स्वतंत्रता।
पर भावना से खेलने की
ये कैसी षंडयंत्रता।।
समाज को बांटे है तू
मनमें बोये कांटे है तू।
मन में तेरे है ज़हर
इसका इलाज करना।।

माटी हमारी एक है
लहू का रंग एक है।
हम एक है सब यहाँ
मन में ये भाव रखना।।
नाम हैं अलग अलग
मालिक हमारा एक है।
नियत हमारी एक है
ये सद्भाव रखना।।

-अमिताभ झा

प्रिय

प्रिय

प्रिय

मेरे जिह्वा पर प्रिय
बस तुम्हारा नाम हो
मेरे अधरों पे प्रिय
बस तुम्हारा गान हो
हर सुबह हर शाम हो
बस तुम्हारा ध्यान हो

मेरे मन मस्तिष्क में
बस तेरी तस्वीर हो
तेरे हाथों में लिखी
मेरी हर तक़दीर हो
भाग्य की लकीर हो
तुम से ही तौक़ीर हो

मेरे ह्रदय में प्रिय
बस तुम्हारा प्यार हो
जन्मों जन्मों तक प्रिय
तुम ही मेरी श्रृंगार हो
तुम नृत्य हो झंकार हो
तुम ही मेरी उपहार हो

मेरे नयनों में प्रिय
तुम सदा बसती रहो
मुख पे रहो या विमुख
तुम सदा हंसती रहो
संगीत सी बजती रहो
तुम सदा संजती रहो

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मेरे जिह्वा पर प्रिय
बस तुम्हारा नाम हो
मेरे अधरों पे प्रिय
बस तुम्हारा गान हो
दिवा-रात्रि सर्वदा
हर सुबह हर शाम हो
बस तुम्हारा ध्यान हो
बस तुम्हारा ध्यान हो

मेरे मन मस्तिष्क में
बस तेरी तस्वीर हो
तेरे हाथों में लिखी
मेरी हर तक़दीर हो
प्रहर घटिका कला काष्ठा
तिथि पक्षायन वर्ष युग में
तुम से ही तौक़ीर हो
तुम से ही तौक़ीर हो

मेरे ह्रदय में प्रिय
बस तुम्हारा प्यार हो
जन्मों जन्मों तक प्रिय
तुम ही मेरी श्रृंगार हो
सोम मंगल बुद्ध वृहस्पत
शुक्र शनि रविवार हो
तुमसे ही उपहार हो
तुमसे ही उपहार हो

मेरे नयनों में प्रिय
तुम सदा बसती रहो
मुख पर रहो या विमुख
तुम सदा हंसती रहो
चैत्र वैशाख ज्येष्ठाषाढ़ श्रावण
भादव अश्विन कार्तिक अगहन
पूष माघ फागुन तुम सदा संजती रहो
तुम सदा संजती रहो

- अमिताभ रंजन झा

शुभकामना दिवाली

शुभकामना दिवाली की
रौशनी खुशहाली की
वास लक्ष्मी का
नाश रोगों का
किरण आशा की
लौ उम्मीद की
दिया ज्ञान का
ईंधन सद्भाव का
बाती सफलता की
जलन क्रांति की
सर्वदा स्थापित रहे

-अमिताभ रंजन झा

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10 Factors which sinked BJP in Bihar

A team of selfless nationalist volunteers spent day and night for BJP. But BJP flunked.


10 Factors which sinked BJP in Bihar

1. BJP's over trust on Paswan, Manjhi and Kushwaha who does not have significant vote bank

2. BJP's failure to promote local leadership

3. Highly centralized Election campaign

4. Foul mouthed statements by BJP leaders

5. Poor ticket distribution especially tickets allotment to millionaires who did not sweat enough and relied on BJP votes.

6. Poor handling of Dadri Lynching, Beef controversy and other minority sentiment

7. Gen V. K. Singh's statement of Dog in context of Dalit killing

8. Mohan Bhagwat's statement of revising reservation policy

9. BJP banners placed in every corner of Bihar bearing giant sized photos of Modi and Amit Shah only and tiny photos of Lotus or BJP.

10. Lack of coordination with the central team, local workers and resident/NRI volunteers




God Bless Bihar

God Bless Bihar!

The horrible memories of Jungle Raj in Bihar still haunt our soul. This motivated many of us to work proactively to stop this from happening. It was a tough task where Nitish and Lalu have decisive vote bank. Many of us gave 200% in LittiPeCharcha, calls and voice campaigns. Sad day for Bihar which desperately needs significant reforms and investment.

I hope Jungleraj II might not happen because
1. RJD does not have absolute mandate
2. Next generation RJD leaders might not repeat the past mistakes
3. If RJD-JDU tie become bitter, JDU again joins hands with BJP.
4. As next Loksabha election will be due, even BJP will welcome JDU.

Let's keep fingers crossed!

God Bless Bihar!

Big data based support to BJP by NRI/NRB Team in Bihar Election

A highly networked team of NRIs and NRBs in different part of world played a significant role in election campaign for BJP. Campaign was done by dedicated teams for #NriBiharMeetPM, #LittiPeCharcha, ‪#‎NriCallBihar‬,‪#‎NriBiharVoice‬, ‪#‎NriBiharSocial‬.

#NriBiharMeetPM team lead by Atul Kumar and Lakshmi Narayan Singh met Mr. Narendra Modi in USA and presented the vision document for Bihar. This was perfect launch for the election campaign #BiharKeLiye. Mr. Modi was highly impressed and mentioned about the same in his election rallies in Bihar.





#LittiPeCharcha Team from different parts of world consisting of Atul Kumar, Santosh Pandey , Saroj, Ram N Kumar, Samir, Ashok Sharma, Ajay Krishna Singh, Prabhu Singh, Vikas, Saziq, Karnika drove #LittiPeCharcha in 100 plus cities. This helped the team to reach masses through digital and print media. This also helped to network a calling team of BJP supporters












The #NriCallBihar 50+ NRI team including Lakhmi Narayan Singh, Achalesh Amar, Anand Gupta, Panduranga Bhat, Ratnesh Mishra, Binay Jha, Neeraj Chaturvedi,Sachin Chitlangia, Ramana Muppalla, Girija Shankar Pathak, Kamal Rawat, Ram Shashtry, Anil Sharma, Prabhu Mishra, Saurabh Chaudhry, Indraneil Gokhle, Ashish Nigam, Manoj Chaturvedi, Pramod Bhagat, Sowjanya, Jayshree Nair and many more, each calling almost 5-50 calls a days for months and keep adding more callers from their network. The members were also part of the NRI team which made about millions of call during 2014 Parliamentary election.

Call planning was done by Amitabh Jha equipped with call databases of influential people like Mukhiya, Panch, Sarpanch, Ward Member, Zila Parishad member, election duty officers, businessmen, bankers, govt staffs member etc. Each of these voters capable of influencing hundreds of vote. Assembly/Area wise demographics like voter counts based on Age, Gender, Sir name were also used to determine the calling strategy. Panduranga Bhat lead the calling team and made sure that capacity was strategically deployed based on these data. Calls made to tens of thousand of those influential people. Interestingly team could successfully convert thousands of Mahagathbandhan supporters to vote for BJP and thus converting lakhs of votes in favor of BJP.





Shantanu Gupta helped to connect Mr. Amit Shah team with the NRI team and calling status was regularly shared through Mr. CR Patil. Many other friends from Media and other sources like Binod Pandey, Vikas, Gopal Jee etc. also joined hand.

#NriBiharVoice team lead by Neeraj Chatruvedi drove Voice/Text SMS campaign including fund raising through closed group. 25 second voice messages from various NRIs in regional Bihari languages as well as text message were send to millions of phone numbers to educate and encourage voters to vote for BJP. Messages were repetitively sent and each delivered message was tracked through software to ensure that messages are heard for complete 25 seconds. Often in such bulk Voice SMS campaigns, many users disconnect phone after listening voice for few seconds. But it was encouraging to learn that most of the calls were heard for full time sent from these NRIs thus making voice calls a grand success.

#NriBiharSocial team used social media to trend sensitive topics, bring issues and shut mouth of opponents. To make the content viral, technology and tools were used and custom software developed to automate message and trending. Trends like #LittiPeCharcha #Vote4BJP, #BiharKaSach, #LittiPeCharcha4BJP, #BihariNRIs4Modi Trends like ‪#‎BiharTop50Influential‬ were used to motivate supporters to be active in social media. Automated tweets were sent frequently to influential twitter accounts and lakhs of other account.



It was great team work where different groups worked in harmony and coordination by all means in spite of difference in opinion and belief. The team of consist of self motivated, passionate, nationalist and Bihar’s well wishers members. None of the team members were active BJP member and no fund was used from BJP. Biharis behind Bihar Society, Bihar Revival Forum active for Bihar welfare played active role too.